Grammar

Whoever invented the grammar rules and guidelines
must have really hated people.
To capitalize the first letter in a name,
but not capitalize the L in Love is weird to me.

Why must the name
that was chosen by a parent
hold such importance.
Oh, right, because we are a very important species
which deserve recognition and importance.

I understand why the title is underlined,
And the first letter of a sentence,
the grades that students get back

I received a lot of capitalized F’s,
never any A’s.
But that’s fine,
Grammar isn’t for me.
Like hemingway and all of the other brilliant writers,

Write short sentences,
so the comma and punctuation
don’t become an issue.

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